Steam Update, adds curators

Steam has updated, and it is a good update.  A lot of crap gets dumped onto steam and the latest update helps to get through the big pile of crap.  It adds a personalised storefront and it has added steam curators.  The steam curators are useful because it is now easier to find good games…

FIFA15 will not have trade offers to reduce cheating

EA have said that FIFA 15 ultimate team will not have trade offers to reduce people cheating EA out of squeezing money from the customers.  An EA representative said trade offers made the playing ground for FIFA 15 squeezing money out of players unfair.  It is widely acknowledged that Maxis are at the top of the…

Kingdom of Mojang falls to the Empire of Microsoft

The Kingdom of Mojang has fallen to the mighty empire of Microsoft.   King Notch submitted after seeing the 2.5 billion dollar Microsoft horde and said “I didn’t really want to be King anyway” . The Small folks have accused the former King for being a sell out but ignoring the fact that they would…

Total War: Rome 2 Emperor edition released

Rome Total War 2: Emperor edition has been released, player can experience a second launch for the game with all new launch bugs all new rubbish siege Ai, which was only fixed recently.  But now we get these previously fixed bugs and issues on a new campaign and it a free update. NB: I haven’t…

Sims 4 missing 89 features

We already knew the Sims 4 was missing swimming pools, a fairly important feature for many people.  It turns out swimming pools is not the only feature missing, intact there are 88 other missing features.  Whilst some peoples first thought is that a lot would be sold as DLC, which is just a money grab…

EXCLUSIVE-GATE

So unsurprisingly Microsoft have been ridiculed after a conference, though this time it has been for claiming Tomb Raider is exclusive to X Box One and then admitting it is timed exclusive.  This is not the first time its happened, Ryse (Which is shit) is coming to PC later this year was an “Exclusive”  .…

Ubisoft reveal ‘Genius’ behind their marketing

Ubisoft have revealed that their excellent marketing that allowed them to con people into thinking the give a shit about the consumer time and time again was all directed by the marketing industry veteran Joesph Goebbels. This is a shocking thing to those people who thought he committed suicide in 1945.

Civilization: Beyond Earth Announced

Considering that Civilisation 5 is one of my favourite games it is amazing how I haven’t written about it before.  Well I am not going to write about it now but I am going to write about the next civilisation game which is the spiritual successor to another one of Sid Meier’s games; Alpha Centauri Firaxis…

GOAT SIMULATOR IS A THING

Has your life been missing something, is that something a goat simulator.  If it is then Coffee Stain studios has fixed that hole in your life The Rag doll physics in this game are amazing, especially when climbing up ladders.